A light-hearted poly glossary.

Middle (vb): To insert oneself between two or more of one's favourite people with the intention of eliciting affection.

Pollyanna: Idealistic polyamorous woman who believes poly relationships are easy.

Polyester: Famous historical polyamorous Jewish queen.

Polyglot: Greater supply of available gorgeous poly people than there is demand. (Long live the day! :-) )

Polygon: Monogamy.

Polygraph:Complicated diagram detailing nature of intimate relationships in a polyamorous grouping.

Polymath: The attempt at a fair and reasonable division of one's time and resources amongst one's lovers. One usually requires at least a Masters in polymath to be able to sustain successful polyamorous relationships.

Polynomial: Children of multiple poly parents who've taken on all the surnames.

Polyphony: Sounds heard from the bedroom of a polyamorous group.

Polytechnic: Experienced polyamorist successfully managing several poly relationships.

Polytheistic: Believing that God created us to be polyamorous.

Polyunsaturated: Just before everyone cums.

Polyvinyl: A poly grouping's combined record collection.